Just can't resist; Lots of news from school via the bulletin.

• Administration censors this amazing guide to sex in the student paper.
• Prof who tried to kill his wife with a rock and subsequently got off because he's smart is retiring.
• A worker on a new road at school gets buried up to his waist in hot tar.

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Server melted down sometime this morning? Sorry about that.
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