If I were to buy text ads on any one of the many places to buy em. I think it would read:

Mattgoyer.com. Ask your doctor.
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CNET: TiVo's holiday sales appear strong.

I was looking to get a Tivo for the family this year but turns out that they're not yet available above the 49th parallel.
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The very sad guest book of a blogger who died on Sept 11. There's even a post on Christmas from his parents. His last post was August 23rd (see front page). [MeFi discussion].
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Problem: Emergent Music needs some initial reviews to get us started.

Now how can we twist your arm to get you to write a review about that new great CD you just got for Christmas? Is the contest not doing it for you? Need I point out that I'm not eligible so your chances of winning (at this point) are quite good!
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I just made the mistake of looking at my Visa bill online.

Prognosis: Not Good
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I first saw Anti-War Crank Addiction on MetaFilter and the first blogger that came to mind was Ming. (Not that being an AWC is a bad thing).
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Why I don't use Blogger.
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