I should have a FAQ of just questions my mother asks. I get about an email per weblog entry (and there have been complaints the entries are too long (from Maeve and myself) which leads to, heaven forbid, skimming).

Q: Are you trying to tell me you might be gay??? (Note. three '?'s)
A: As the pin says, I'm 'Straight but not narrow' (check out this).

Q: I hope that you are not being too naive about these guys in NY and have asked all the right??
A: Of course we haven't asked all the right questions which is why we're going down there. Time for a,
Worst Case Scenario: They drug John and I, get us to sign over Fairtunes to them, and then procede to dump our bodies in some back woods (Correction (from John): 'Traditionally in NYC, bodies are dumped into the east river').

Q:Was that the Warren Buffet (sic) book that your mother bought you?
A:Yes it was! Thanks mom.

Notice the decreasing level of question marks.

And we're just missing Tegan and Sara in NY by a day!
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