No, it really does.

So what does 'hilarity ensure' entail?

• [name removed] picking up a 29 year old. Turns out she's engaged and going to get married next week. Needless to say he just sent her an email.
• Me losing a bet. I thought she was a 19 year old math frosh. Turns out she's 29.
• Us being mistaken 3 times as frosh; no, we're 23-24.
• So we thought all the young hot girls were frosh. Turns out there were no frosh in McMullin's (note: we tried to go to another bar but long lines prevented us from doing that).
• Not finding a party on Erb at 2:40am. What's up with that? We're going to move to a cooler, more ghetto, neighborhood.
• 'Stop hanging around [name removed]' - Robin (how do we look not young?).
• Dialogues of [name removed] upon arriving home:

  'I'm not drinking the rest of that beer. I'm going to sleep. That's good. Alright, I'm going back to bed. This isn't as comfortable as my mattress. Uhhhhhh. Alright. You're drinking old Milwaukee. That's a slap in the face, and I'm going to take it, cause I'm going to bed. God. (Falls onto floor off of futon. Head down underneath futon. ('Fucking hell' - Robin). Uhhhhh. (snorts). Uh yeah. I think I was ambitious there. I'm going back to the couch for a bit' ('Fuck. Fuck. Start the fucking movie. [name removed] we're going to eat your chips now' - Robin). I'm going to bed now. I can make it up to my bed. Uhh.. That's a good question. I'd say I'm drunk, but not really drunk.

• And uhhh.. We need a hookup. You know.

Yeah, frosh week is 'fun'. And if you're ever walking by at 3am and the light is on the living room, stop in (don't knock; Langeman knocked today, and we're out the couch going, 'who knocks?', so just bust in).
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