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Our adventures at a live sex show in Amsterdam Now, someone's girlfriend absolutely insisted that the group go to a sex show so we asked our tour guide from the bike tour which was the best to go to and he said the place with the penis fountain called Casa Rosso. Funny enough it wasn't that hard to find and we paid our 25 euros each and headed in for an hour of non stop sex shows.

There were six acts that were looped..

Act 1: Female on stage in goth custom undresses, lights candle and dribbles wax over naked body and then uses lit candle as a dildo.

Act 2: A couple having 'straight' sex.

Act 3: Female on stage get undressed and then pulls a string of balls out of her vagina.

Act 4: A couple having 'straight' sex.

Act 5: Female on stage dances around and asks for 5 volunteers for her banana act. Strangely she has a really hard time recruiting volunteers. Now we're sitting at the very back of the theatre and she eventually makes her way up to us and by this point only has 3 volunteers. She then pleads with Natalie to make me go up and Natalie up till now resisted any of us going but suddenly has a change of mind and before I know it I'm walking up the aisle to the stage. After recruiting another volunteer the five of us plus the girl are on stage and she's dancing to the jungle music and then takes a turn dancing with each of us. After this we all sit down and she whips off her bikini bottom and peals a banana. She then places the banana close to her vagina and each of us takes a turn eating the banana! After this we all get up and start doing a congo line around the stage and out from the wings emerges a big gorilla with a huge dildo strapped on. Of course I'm the last person in the congo line and so he grabs onto me.. After a bit we're thanked and we run back to our seats while the gorilla begins jerking off on the edge of stage and then the dildo 'comes' all over the first couple rows.

Act 6 - More straight sex.

Repeat.

Now we were drinking so we stayed for some repeated acts and during one the single female pulls an 'audience member' on stage who appeared pretty old and starts dancing with her. The volunteer then gets undressed and things get kind of kinky. We were unsure whether she was planted or not..

After this we then walked around a bit more eyeing the girls in the windows (only 50 Euros for a (15 minute) suck & fuck) before heading to another bar for beer & weed.

Now we had been led to believe that there'd be some girl on girl action and some snake action but alas we were disappointed but the kids assured me that seeing me on stage made the whole thing worth the 25 euro admission.. Ah well, how often do you get to Amsterdam?

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