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Our adventures at a live sex show in Amsterdam Now, someone's girlfriend absolutely insisted that the group go to a sex show so we asked our tour guide from the bike tour which was the best to go to and he said the place with the penis fountain called Casa Rosso. Funny enough it wasn't that hard to find and we paid our 25 euros each and headed in for an hour of non stop sex shows. There were six acts that were looped.. Act 1: Female on stage in goth custom undresses, lights candle and dribbles wax over naked body and then uses lit candle as a dildo. Act 2: A couple having 'straight' sex. Act 3: Female on stage get undressed and then pulls a string of balls out of her vagina. Act 4: A couple having 'straight' sex. Act 5: Female on stage dances around and asks for 5 volunteers for her banana act. Strangely she has a really hard time recruiting volunteers. Now we're sitting at the very back of the theatre and she eventually makes her way up to us and by this point only has 3 volunteers. She then pleads with Natalie to make me go up and Natalie up till now resisted any of us going but suddenly has a change of mind and before I know it I'm walking up the aisle to the stage. After recruiting another volunteer the five of us plus the girl are on stage and she's dancing to the jungle music and then takes a turn dancing with each of us. After this we all sit down and she whips off her bikini bottom and peals a banana. She then places the banana close to her vagina and each of us takes a turn eating the banana! After this we all get up and start doing a congo line around the stage and out from the wings emerges a big gorilla with a huge dildo strapped on. Of course I'm the last person in the congo line and so he grabs onto me.. After a bit we're thanked and we run back to our seats while the gorilla begins jerking off on the edge of stage and then the dildo 'comes' all over the first couple rows. Act 6 - More straight sex. Repeat. Now we were drinking so we stayed for some repeated acts and during one the single female pulls an 'audience member' on stage who appeared pretty old and starts dancing with her. The volunteer then gets undressed and things get kind of kinky. We were unsure whether she was planted or not.. After this we then walked around a bit more eyeing the girls in the windows (only 50 Euros for a (15 minute) suck & fuck) before heading to another bar for beer & weed. Now we had been led to believe that there'd be some girl on girl action and some snake action but alas we were disappointed but the kids assured me that seeing me on stage made the whole thing worth the 25 euro admission.. Ah well, how often do you get to Amsterdam? © Copyright 2005 Matt Goyer. |
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Can anyone help out Mike?
I'm trying to setup My TV to work on a channel other than 2, 3, or 4. My cable is Qwest Choice TV (Cable TV provided over the phone line). What happens is that there is one set top box for the whole house and then each of the TV's are assigned a different channel (in my case 3, 10 and 13). I can get Live TV working on Channel 3, but there doesn't appear to be a way to select anything else (signal comes in over coax). 4/7/2005 - 6:51 pm GMT - [guid] Gyration sucks
I hate my Gyration mouse. Even though the receiver is only six feet away from my couch it still does not work reliably. I literally have to be one foot away from the recevier for the mouse to work. 4/5/2005 - 12:57 am GMT - [guid] Ben has some complaints about MCE
Ben has three compliants about MCE: You can't search from the guide page. Skipping forward is hard. Can't switch inputs. Have you tried using the skip and replay buttons while in the guide? That should increase the rate at which you skip forward/back. As for your other suggestions... Yes, possibly easy improvements, but we have to weigh every new incremental improvement not just against all known bugs, other suggestions but also new features. How would you prioritize hooking up VCRs to Media Center versus implementing new ATSC/HDTV functionality?* While we are 'Microsoft', we are still resource and time constrained and have to make hard tradeoffs and sometimes seemingly easy little things get cut. Update: * I don't mean to imply we actually chose ATSC/HDTV over input switching. I was just using ATSC/HDTV as an example of a new feature that might have been prioritized higher than input switching. 4/5/2005 - 12:17 am GMT - [guid] How to put MCE/DVR-MS content on your PSP
Do you have a Media Center and a new PSP? Barb has the low down on preparing and converting Recorded TV from MCE (convert to mpeg4) content to copy to a memory stick. 4/5/2005 - 12:06 am GMT - [guid] New Expert Zone article on burning and archiving
Microsoft Expert Zone, Burn, Archive, and Share Digital Videos Using Windows XP Media Center Edition 2005. Tim Muscott, a group program manager in eHome, describes how he shares personal digital videos with friends and family. Learn how to burn, archive, and share digital videos using MCE. 3/31/2005 - 2:21 pm GMT - [guid] Why I don't have Comcast
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Engadget links to this cool looking Media Center from Beblu: [image] 3/30/2005 - 10:32 pm GMT - [guid] MCE needs a better name
Scott Williams thinks Microsoft has lost it's groove with respect to product naming and points to Media Center, What's in a name?: I think that Windows Media Center Edition 2005 is an excellent product, but sheesh, you practically have to take a breath while saying it and it sounds lame. If Apple came out with a media center product they would probably call it iRock or something like that. The last good Microsoft name I can remember off the top of my head is XBox. It does a great job at sounding interesting and even manages to detach itself somewhat from the stigma of being a Microsoft product. Yes, I'd love an XBox type name for Media Center. Suggestions? Update: Ming also goes off
">and explores some names: Whatever name's out there, MS needs to seriously rebrand its OS. Windows followed by 10 descriptors (like XP Pro N for Europe) just doesn't cut it anymore. 3/30/2005 - 10:29 pm GMT - [guid] I cancelled our cable subscription today
I called and cancelled our $80/month digital cable subscription from Millennium Cable today. When the customer service rep asked why, I said that all the channels I wanted were available via over the air HD broadcasters. He at first didn't know what OTA was but I explained it and he followed up asking 'what if there were a special promotion, would you stay?' and I responded that it certainly was hard to compete with free. And not just free, but free and works with my Media Center. Of course, HBO isn't available via either OTA or through Millennium so we're out of luck there when Six Feet Under comes back on. We'll likely turn to an alternative distribution mechanism to get the shows and I'll feel a bit guilty, but not so guilty since it doesn't matter how much I'd be willing to pay I still couldn't get them in HD short of moving into a new building. Millennium does offer HBO via standard def digital cable, but I'll be honest, I can't watch standard definition TV anymore. I'm a HD convert and there's no going back. 3/30/2005 - 6:36 pm GMT - [guid] Audio interviews with JoeB and Jeremy Allaire
Recently Inside Digital Media interviewed both Joe Belifore, general manager of eHome the Microsoft division responsible for Windows Media Center (MP3 of the interview) and Jeremy Allaire, CEO of Brightcove the new video delivery platform (audio interview). 3/30/2005 - 1:01 pm GMT - [guid]
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